Today I felt like laughing, so I searched for some funny love jokes, I hope they make you laugh (or at least smile!)
~A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.” “Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
You’ve heard the cliché, “success leaves a trail of breadcrumbs,” and having met and interviewed tons of smart, super-successful women who went from alone and dateless to happily married to their conscious soulmate, I have compiled a list (in no particular order) of the qualities they brought forward in themselves to make it happen.
Yep. That’s a message many of us are giving ourselves every day.
We have a negative voice in our head that is constantly judging, criticizing, shaming and blaming and “shoulding” on us.
I stopped fighting with this voice a long time ago.
Now when she speaks, I laugh at her and say: “Yes, you are right. I am a total mess. A complete f$#k up. and you know, what? I love myself anyway.”
My friend, the late, great Wayne Dyer always said: “Don’t believe every thought that you have.”
He is 100% right.
If you want to amp up and enhance your manifesting powers, I suggest having a daily practice of affirmations. Your thoughts and words are literally declarations of who you think you are and how you perceive the world to be.
Today I am excited to share with you a very special guest blog from relationship expert, Carol Allen, who will explain, in great detail, how to deal with your guy when he needs “space.” Her wisdom and guidance are sure to enlighten you!
Some people are easier to love than others.
It’s easy to love the people who love, support, and nurture you.
The ones that accept you for who you are.
The ones that will always be there for you.
And then there are the difficult ones.
The judgmental and sometimes downright mean ones.
The ones that drive you crazy and/or make you miserable or both!
Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about the inevitable “aging and decaying process.”
I witness my own body and mind as I struggle with various aches, pains and wrinkles, as well as that of my friends and family.
Is it your dream to find a soul mate?
A life-partner who will love, cherish and adore you?
This wonderful Universe of ours is setup to deliver the people and things we draw to us that are consistent with our personal belief system. If you don’t believe you will ever find the one, then, guess what? You get to be right …you probably won’t. If, however, you learn to believe that the one is not only out there, but is also looking for you, then true love can be yours.
Have you noticed that your New Year’s resolution list looks pretty much the same year after year? Often it’s a lofty bunch of goals that are forgotten within days or weeks.